So apparently today, according to a source that has been certified as unquestionably accurate, today I have a healing touch. Yes. That's right. My horoscope on this fine day proves me capable of finding water in the desert and almost turning lead into gold. And that's only the beginning, for I'm apparently coursing with so much life energy and regenerative power I could prob'ly bring back Napoleon, should I be so inclined to try. Can you see me now? Look towards Austin, and that glow in the sky... that's me. Radiating with goodness. I should have more days like this. It's very restorative to know that within your fingertips is the power to create worlds and life. It's a shame I didn't realize this until 7:30 in the evening. I've more than likely missed out on a few chances to do righteously cool and froody things throughout the day. But no matter. I'll go ahead now and start accepting applications for healing. You just let me know. One touch, that's all it'll take.
Or so they tell me.
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