So I was just reading an old email that I wrote to a friend, and, because I have strange compulsive disorders, I started clicking and highlighting the text repeatedly. Uncontrollably. And then I read the following: 'Why do I continually click on text to highlight and unhighlight it?' So then I spent a few moments tapping on my keys and mulling this puzzling coincidence over, before reading the next line, as follows: '...and then I tap on the keys without typing anything when I'm thinking.'
It was very much as though my past self was communicating with my current self and pointing out all his quirks. So having said that, I'll let my past-self continue his analysis of me, and then drop this whole pointless issue forever: 'I think fidgety would be a good word to describe me. A fidgety muppet. Nothing more. A fidgety jackasstic muppet. Maybe that. Sometimes.
Jackasstic's a better word than asinine, only not as real.'
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