Yo Soy Sauce

So I just spent ten minutes steaming rice and making a stir fry, and then twenty minutes searching desperately for some soy sauce to accompany said stir fry. And utterly failed. So instead I ate dry white rice and vegetables, packaged the remainder in a tupperware, opened the fridge, and casually glanced in the door to see a bottle. And I slowly turned this bottle to see the label, and there, plain to see, was the soy sauce. Frustration? Shyah. Whoever said 'better late than never' had obviously never finished dinner without the single most important accoutrement to that dinner, and then found it afterwards. But then, there're prob'ly a lot of things they've never done.

And I don't even like soy sauce.